Today! There’s a special offer for ”I’m not an islander” on the table right now!! Just for

Single cover by Adam Sobranie

you!!! And for other people!!!!

$0 to about $10/month

Sign up to Spotify* or Soundcloud* and listen to our tunes there! Really just such a great package. Try it! If you’re already a member – What are you waiting for!?

About $7

$49.99 (Unlimited)

Digital download from the delightful Bandcamp
Standard T-shirt (Hanes threepack) signed by members of band
A t-shirt with an actual design
One (!) postcard (or e-mail, your choice!) individually (!) composed by the band expressing their gratitude and – together with relevant experts from the Masons of Truth – their thoughts on a random subject of your choice: the immaculate conception, teenage wildlife, Titanic, beach life, lizard men, climate change, Phil Collins’ drumming, or George W Bush’s paintings.
A phone call from our dealer, tour manager and life coach – the world famous German playboy, Ricky Berg, who will tell you about his days in the disco world, the time when he lowered a human being into a pot of cheese, or perhaps the time when some rednecks tried to kill him.

$99.99 (Limit 10000)

Digital download from the delightful Bandcamp
Standard T-shirt (Hanes threepack) signed by members of band
A t-shirt with an actual design
One (!) postcard (or e-mail, your choice!) individually (!) composed by the band expressing their gratitude and – together with relevant experts from the Masons of Truth – their thoughts on a random subject of your choice: the immaculate conception, teenage wildlife, Titanic, beach life, lizard men, climate change, Phil Collins’ drumming, or George W Bush’s paintings.
A phone call from our dealer, tour manager and life coach – the world famous German playboy, Ricky Berg, who will tell you about his days in the disco world, the time when lowered a human being into a pot of cheese, or perhaps the time when some rednecks tried to kill him.
A spectacularly rare LP disc set with a unique set of complementing songs.

$499.99 package! (Limit 100)

Digital download from the delightful Bandcamp
Standard T-shirt (Hanes threepack) signed by members of band
A t-shirt with an actual design
One (!) postcard (or e-mail, your choice!) individually (!) composed by the band expressing their gratitude and – together with relevant experts from the Masons of Truth – their thoughts on a random subject of your choice: the immaculate conception, teenage wildlife, Titanic, beach life, hedgehog men, climate change, Phil Collins’ drumming, or George W Bush’s paintings.
A phone call from our dealer, tour manager and life coach – the world famous German playboy, Ricky Berg, who will tell you about his days in the disco world, the time when lowered a human being into a pot of cheese, or perhaps the time when some rednecks tried to kill him.
ONE COMPLETELY NEW SONG no one in the whole wide world has ever heard before will be added to the spectacularly rare LP disc set!

$999.99 package! (Limit 5)

Digital download from the delightful Bandcamp
Standard T-shirt (Hanes threepack) signed by members of band
A t-shirt with an actual design
One (!) postcard (or e-mail, your choice!) individually (!) composed by the band expressing their gratitude and – together with relevant experts from the Department of Unintelligible Affairs – their thoughts on a random subject of your choice: the immaculate conception, teenage wildlife, Titanic, beach life, lizard men, climate change, Phil Collins’ drumming, or George W Bush’s paintings.
A phone call from our dealer, tour manager and life coach – the world famous German playboy, Ricky Berg, who will tell you about his days in the disco world, the time when lowered a human being into a pot of cheese, or perhaps the time when he some rednecks tried to kill him.
ONE COMPLETELY NEW SONG no one in the whole wide world has ever heard before will be added to the spectacularly rare LP disc set!
The band will tell you about why ATCN aint’t do no fucken islands!

$9999.99 package! (Limit 1)

Digital download from the delightful Bandcamp
Standard T-shirt (Hanes threepack) signed by members of band
A t-shirt with an actual design
One (!) postcard (or e-mail, your choice!) individually (!) composed by the band expressing their gratitude and – together with relevant experts from the Masons of Truth – their thoughts on a random subject of your choice: the immaculate conception, teenage wildlife, Titanic, beach life, lizard men, climate change, Phil Collins’ drumming, or George W Bush’s paintings.
A phone call from our dealer, tour manager and life coach – the world famous German playboy, Ricky Berg, who will tell you about his days in the disco world, the time when lowered a human being into a pot of cheese, or perhaps the time when he lowered a human being into a pot of rednecks.
ONE COMPLETELY NEW SONG no one in the whole wide world has ever heard before. Will be added to spectacularly rare LP/CD disc set !
The band will fly to your location (or you will fly to an destination of your choice) and tell you about why ATCN aint’t do no fucken islands. Islands are not accepted as destinations.
You are cordially invited BOF Studios to brainstorm, write and record songs together with Messrs Sobranie and Lundgren. Two to five new songs is probably reasonable at this price level (Dear potential buyer: the amount of new songs possible to record is very sensitive to your choice of genre).

$100,000 package! (Unlimited, but subject to availability)

Mr Sobranie will support you with investment banking advice and/or general management advice. Duration, about four weeks. Subject to availability. If travel is required any costs for lodging, per diem and/or tickets will be added. Need to pass legal diligence before.

Contact us – truthnothing (at) gmail (dot) com – and make your order!!!

*You can also sign up to a whole bunch of other services like Tidal or Deezer.

**W’e’d also like to extend a special Hallelujah to Josh Freese for the pioneering work he’s done on pricing music!!!

a truth called nothing