The best and the worst

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Shit, I forgot to add “2016”. But I think anyone looking at this image will know what year it’s referring to…

Happy new year everyone. Wasn’t this one a stinker? 2017 better shape up its game or we’re gonna write in to complain (hey, that rhymes)! Let’s look at the things that happened this year. Let’s look at them now. Continue reading

Letters to the Truth, vol. 1

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Welcome to the first official mailbag, where different members of a truth called nothing, the Masons of Truth, and the BOF will answer your questions! For this first issue, we welcome atcn’s stalwart roadie, Nils Läggarblod!

If you have a question, mail it to truthnothing (at) gmail (dot) com, and if you’re featured on the site you will recieve a FREE MP3 DOWNLOAD!!!

Now let’s give the mic over to Nils! Talk to you soon, blessed readers.

Signed, Johannes Dalgren/ creative director, BOF Records

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Excerpt from “Intensifying Hearts & Dreams” – season 17, episode 39

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Int: The Intensifying Heart Club, at a table in the VIP section

DADDY and NICKY are seated at the table, opposite two empty chairs. DADDY is speaking on the phone with DR. ADAMSON.

DADDY

Yes, got it. All right, see you in a few.

 

He hangs up.

DADDY

They got a bit jammed in traffic, but they’ll be here in ten minutes or so.

 

NICKY

It will have to do, I suppose. Certainly in my time we kept our appointments, and even all these years later I’m still very cautious around this supposed doctor “friend” of yours. Also, what kind of waiters do you employ here? How long am I supposed to wait for a simple drink? Continue reading

Excerpt from “Intensifying Hearts & Dreams” – season 17, episode 35

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Int: The Mayor’s Munch House, command central

THE MAYOR is sitting at a desk, speaking on the phone with an unheard, unknown individual. PAULETTE is sitting to his left, at a makeup table in the corner of the room. Her face is turned away from the camera. Her eyepatch is off and we can vaguely see a strange green glow in the mirror, coming from the right side of her face. To THE MAYOR’s right, there is a scrying pool of greenish, magical water.

THE MAYOR

Right, well, I is gonna have ta thank yez once again, pardner! This was a really great idea. The auditing of the Gastronomy Institute is the perfect opportunity to step up one’s ambitions – with that slippery cactus ADAMSON busy, the Intensifying Heart Club is in an unusually vulnerable position. Yes, they have been working out real good! They sure done did the job. Didn’t they, PAULETTE?? Continue reading

Ray Sawyer is disturbed that no one takes President-elect Orangutan seriously

Well, just recently the President-elect, Donald Orange Truthranger Trump, tweeted this:

“In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally.”

Is it true? No, it’s not.

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Although this image was created by a man with no artistic skills whatsoever, 100% of our focus group stated that they couldn’t tell whether it is a drawing or a photo.

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It’s what you feel, not what is real

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This is a joke like the guy who commented ”death to all liberals” as a funny joke

 

I’m Ray Sawyer, and I’m the lead political commentator here on The Political Commentary on the Political Commentary Bureau. These are my thoughts about what unraveled last week. This isn’t an exhaustive list, and shouldn’t be treated as such, it really is just some reflections on this clusterfuck of an election. It’s still a little much for a sensitive country soul like me. Today we hear Orange Jungleland moved in with his millionaires, lobbyists and immediate family (who will continue to run his weird dysfunctional marketing enterprise without any separation between what will be the president and them. A president suspected of direct bribes and currently under investigation for running basically a Ponzi-scheme (ie Trump University)). Continue reading

It’s Just Our Leaders In Disguise

American Election 2016 the Debriefing

Hello, my name is Kaj Samuel Lundgren and I am a singer and multi-instrumentalist

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Editor’s note: This image is tounge-in-cheek and is not to be taken literally

 

in the postmodern stadium rock band, a truth called nothing. Just like a lot of people, I am interested in America, like America, and wish for America to do well. As we now know, the country has just dealt itself a major blow by electing a dilletante, con-man, would-be demagogue for president; and all over the world sensible people are asking themselves how things could go so wrong. I believe I can answer at least part of that question. Let’s bullet-point it up! Continue reading

Ray Sawyer optimistically endorses Hillary Clinton because she is an awesome and exciting candidate!!!

My fellow Americans,

endorse.pngWe’ve all heard some version of the “Hillary isn’t that exciting but Donald Trump and Gary Johnson and Jill Stein is nuts!” thesis. There’s always this talk about how she’s not authentic, and she can’t connect with people, and she’s a career politician and so forth. Besides that, there’s the emails and other levels of outright falsehoods Donald Trump and other Rs like to promote. Continue reading